Sunday, March 7, 2010

Nijam Infotech : Yahoo!! The messenger of Love


"The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental."


 



In the last decade the real estate boom has given birth to several millionaires in India.So much money that they have invested in every business possible.One such millionaires is real estate Ranjith.Inspired by Satyam (before the scam)  he started Nijam Infotech .Aiming to be one of the fortune 500 companies ,he quickly realized that they cant go any further than fortune 500 thousand....


Nijam Infotech,Above the Madhina Cafe,below the Anytime Call Center,Sainikpuri,Hyderabad


It is Karthiks first day and Madhu  one of the senior developers is taking him around the office.


This is Anniyan Asha our Receptionist. If she goes out of the door on the right and comes out of the door on her left she is our HR. Anniyan from the Anniyan movie, the tamil version of Aparichithudu..


As they enter The Office ....

Karthik
is Shocked to see,all the windows  wide open...



Madhu: Only the server room has A.C.If you feel its too hot you can go talk to the lucky admin Shiva who sits there , with a issue every now and then.


With a bamboo fan in one hand,hiding in to his cube and typing with the other hand like a wood pecker pecking the keyboard is Yahoo Naresh the web designer.If he spends 10 percent of the time that he spends chatting on the internet on his work , google would have bought us an year ago.


Madhu: He strongly feels that the only way to quickly settle down in life is to marry a  girl from a rich family.And the best  idea he could come up , to get there is Yahoo Messenger.


This is Basha .One of our senior developers.


Basha: Hello , pastries are good at madhina downstairs and girls are good in the call center upstairs..


After a small pause . everyone laughs....


Madhu: On the 4th floor we have a free coffee making place and that is the best thing NIJAM gave us.


Karthik: Dont they pay us?


Basha: Depends, on the dollar rate .you might get it on the 15th of every month or even a couple of months later.



As everyone gather at  Bashas desk he pulls out a telescope from his backpack , and slowly zooms it on to Yahoo Nareshs monitor....

Yahoo Messenger..

SuSmitha: How is your day so far?
Naresh: Not bad,urs?
Susmitha:Awesome...
Susmitha:Tell me more about you and your family...
Even before Naresh types..
Susmitha:I am 5'4" ,how tall are you..
Naresh: 6 Feet
Naresh:Actually 5 11..

Basha Says:Originally 5'5
                                  
Susmitha:My friends call me jr.Genelia..
Susmitha:I weigh 50 KGs.wat is your weight..?

Basha:I think she is a nurse...
Madhu:This is called chat with the Bait


Shiva:Coffee Break.and everyone walks upstairs to the cafeteria....






A month ran by quickly and its time for Karthiks first salary.Madhu punches his pin at the Rushi Bank ATM.The ATM machine makes wierd sounds  and shakes back and forth.As they look at it with their greedy faces , the card flies out of the machine , like a bullet from Arnolds double barrel gun and hits madhu in the face.


Quickly comes in Three beautiful girls and a handsome boy from the Anytime Call Center.As the boy punches in his Pin the ATM machine makes a pleasant sound.Cash comes out in a second.Even before he counts the cash the ATM machine makes a pleasant sound again and Cash comes out again....As the boy looks at the girls and smiles proudly.


Basha Says:I will kill this fellow and go back to my village...


Back at Nijam Infotech on Bashas Telescope...


Susmitha:Dont you want to retire early and visit all the beautiful places...
Naresh:Dont Worry,i have everything planned..


Susmitha:i cant wait to see you and talk to you..
Naresh:No , not so soon.The more we dont see each other the more the thrill is...


Basha Says: This fellow turned out to be a cisinova royale...


Few days later on a beautiful and sunny morning...


As  Madhu and Karthik walk in to the office , in the reception...


Yahoo Naresh is on the sofa towards the left and opposite to him are a girl who is crying and next to her is a guy consoling her.


Madhu : Son of .... , Did it!!


Few minutes later : Dashing in to the door ,with both his hands on his stomach trying to stop his uncontrollable laughter , Basha crashes at his desk.As everyone gather around ...


Basha: The girl outside is the one Naresh has been chatting with for months.You know what she does?.She is a insurance agent.The guy sitting next to her is her boy friend.She is crying because..Naresh told her that he works for a top notch company and all these months she spent time chatting with him as a prospective client.


Madhu: Now i know why she was asking him all those health/retirement related questions....Laughs everywhere!!

Dont try to find shortcuts to success , do all the hard work you can and success will follow ...

Nani